IKEA and relationships

well you may aswell get an IKEA visit under your belt to test your relationship for longevity.
Test 1: Go to ikea. Will s/he refuse to eat in the food hall ? Will s/he demonstrate his/her knowledge of swedish delicacies? Then, will s/he be able to navigate the store effectively? Organisational skills a must-has s/he checked the web for stock availability? (again-a sign of a forward thinker)
Has s/he measured the space for which you are shopping?
Have they the temperament to poddle about in the oodle-addle bit at the end?has s/he every assembled flat pack furniture (note it will be obvious from the beads of sweat if not)
Will s/he gasp in awe at the amazing low prices of pots/pans/cups/saucers? Will s/he demonstrate a "keen eye for a bargain"? Will s/hefall for the old IKEA trick -falling for something called URG that appears to solve a common household problem but is ultimately impractical (this is the key indicator of marriage potential)